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  1. 1. Who would you vote for president?

    • Gerard Way (Vice President: Frank Iero)
    • Mikey Way (Vice President: Ray Toro)


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Here are there political positions.

Interviewer: How would you solve America's economic crisis?

Gerard: Free MCR stuff. Oh, and, at Frank's insistence, free dogs to everyone who can have one (wait, what, Frank?) oh and only if they can take good care of them.

Mikey: Free music. Fuck iTunes.

Gerard: i second that

Interviewer: What?

Gerard: What, it's smart!

Interviewer: Well this should be plenty interesting. How would you get more jobs for the country?

Gerard: (grins widely) pay people $20 for when fans laugh or scream at our concerts... or any concert for that matter.

Mikey: Who the hell has that much money?

Gerard: ... us.

Mikey: Oh yeah :D

Interviewer: Wouldn't that technically just be reimbursing the fans for the ticket cost?

Gerard: EXACTLY.

Interviewer: (coughs awkwardly) On to the next question. What would you do about illegal immigration?

Mikey: I know exactly what to do!

(pause)

Interviewer: And that is?

Mikey: Uh, i just wanted to speak first for once.

Gerard: I'm sorry Mikey!

Mikey: It's okay, you're forgiven :)

Interviewer: Would somebody answer the question?

Mikey: Tell everyone who wants to immigrate here that our country has no unicorns, so they can't get or see any. Then they won't want to come.

Interviewer: Unicorns? What?

Gerard: I would just let them all in.

Interviewer: Um, overpopulation? Ever heard of it?

Gerard: Yes, happens at every concert.

Interviewer: (stands up and walks away, mumbling to herself:) Why on earth are musicians allowed to run for president XP

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HOLY CRAP!!! Can u PLEASE make more??? That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!! It's kinda hard who ill choose.... Gerard: sassiness Frank: Riding Everything!! Mikey: Popsicles & Unicorns Ray: FRONESS!!

I cant choose...... :mellow:

ALSO, should this be posted in the MCR discussion not the MCRmy??? Just a thought...

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HOLY CRAP!!! Can u PLEASE make more??? That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!! It's kinda hard who ill choose.... Gerard: sassiness Frank: Riding Everything!! Mikey: Popsicles & Unicorns Ray: FRONESS!!

I cant choose...... :mellow:

ALSO, should this be posted in the MCR discussion not the MCRmy??? Just a thought...

Lol thats so true XD :lol:

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HOLY CRAP!!! Can u PLEASE make more??? That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!! It's kinda hard who ill choose.... Gerard: sassiness Frank: Riding Everything!! Mikey: Popsicles & Unicorns Ray: FRONESS!!

I cant choose...... :mellow:

ALSO, should this be posted in the MCR discussion not the MCRmy??? Just a thought...

you're right it should be... now how do i move it?? XP i fail.

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("Interviewer" now has a name: Shirley Reynolds. idk who the hell that is, just made it up :D)

Shirley: We are now joined by the Vice Presidential canidates for their take on current political issues. Gentleman, the last interview i conducted was very ludicrous, and your seriousness would be appreciated in light of that, understood?

Frank: Yes Ms. Reynolds

Shirley: (squints) it's Mrs.

Ray: Congratulations.

Shirley: Let's get to the questions shall we? What is your opinion on gay marriage?

Ray: (laughs hysterically)

Shirley: This is a serious topic, Mr. Toro, please stop your snorting laughter.

Ray: Sorry (snickers)

Frank: Stop laughing at me, god. (rolls eyes). I don't think i even need to say my opinion, everyone knows it.

Shirley: Um, i don't.

Frank: (pulls picture out of wallet and shows Shirley)

Shirley: Oh, well, um, please put that away, sir.

Ray: That's why it's so funny!

Frank: (laughs) Okay, it is kind of funny isn't it? I mean look at what Gee is doing to my--

Shirley: SIRS! Please, that is enough. Next question. Why would your canidate make the best president?

Frank: Do i need to show you that picture again? It's proof enough.

Shirley: How somebody does lewd acts such as that has nothing to do with running a country.

Frank: The hell it doesn't, look at Kennedy!

Ray: He has a point on that one, Shirley, admit it, you're losing this round.

Shirley: I am not losing, i am not even running the race.

Ray: I cannot believe you just followed a metaphor.

Shirley: Is that to be taken as an insult, Mr. Toro?

Ray: No, it's to be taken as a statement of truth.

Frank: Yeah, i was kind of shocked too.

Shirley: I need some drugs (stands up and walks away)

Frank: Don't do that! It's not healthy! Shirley, do you need to talk?

Shirley: (slumps in chair) yes...

Ray: What's wrong Shirley?

Shirley: (glares) YOU TWO and those IDIOTS running for president.

Frank: (sighs) That's just plain mean, Shirley.

Ray: Yeah, and you thought i was insulting!

Shirley: It doens't help that this is a dead end job and (bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla sob sob sob)

Frank: Oh, Shirley, you know what would really help you, that won't kill you?

Shirley: (Looks up with hope) No, what?

Frank: Loosen up, Shirley. You're too damn high strung.

Shirley: Fuck you. (walks away.)

Ray: Good going, Frank.

Frank: Hey, it's true.

Ray: Yeah, but ... nevermind that was totally deserving.

Frank: My point exactly.

Ray: God, i wonder who they'll replace her with?

....

TO BE CONTINUED.

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(Shirley has been replaced by a nutcase known as Minnie... she is not a mouse)

Minnie: Today we have both presidential candidates, Gerard and Mikey Way with us. Thank you for being here gentlemen.

Gerard/Mikey: Thanks for having us.

Minnie: Now, the question that is pound pound pounding at my mind is this: Are there really aliens out there?

Mikey: If there's unicorns then there's aliens.

Gerard: Why not?

Minnie: I KNEW IT. Have either of you been contacted by these aliens.

Gerard: Uh... excuse me?

Mikey: (looks at Gerard) aren't we supposed to be the nonsensical ones here?

Gerard: Apparently not this time.

Minnie: What about vampires?

Gerard: Ah, vampires...

Mikey: (mumbles:) fucking hate twilight...

Gerard: Yeah they sparkle too much. And it's just... don't get me started. Horrible.

Minnie: Excuse me! Have you even read the books.

Mikey: I read the first two by force and seriously wanted to burn them. And i am not a violent person, that's Gerard.

Gerard: What? I am not.

Mikey: One word: Teenagers.

Gerard: That doesn't mean i'm violent, it means i saw violent teenagers.

Minnie: excuse me, we were talking about Twilight! It is not horrible!

Gerard: Um, you seem a little too interested in Twilight, maybe we should change the subject?

Minnie: FINE! FINE! Here's the new subject: Twitter!

Mikey: What about it?

Minnie: Why do you never, either of you, post anything?

Gerard: (shrugs) i have no idea.

Mikey: I'm too busy convincing Alicia to buy a unicorn...

Gerard: Yeah, and I'm to busy living. (laughs)

Minnie: Very funny. NEXT!!!! FAIRIES. are they real?

Mikey: The unicorns i've seen have many friends that are fairies, so yes.

Gerard: I've never seen them. But i have seen faeries. Now those are something totally different.

Mikey: Yeah, no kidding.

Gerard: Not that i'm hating on them, i think they're great, but you can't deny the uniqueness of them.

Minnie: I'M A FAIRY!!!!! (jumps up and down frantically)

Mikey: Oh shit.

Gerard: Here we go. (braces himself in chair, waiting for explosion)

Minnie: I TOOK TO MANY PILLS TODAY!!!!! (runs out of room.)

Mikey: (sighs in relief)

Gerard: can we go home now, Mikey, i'm really scarred.

Mikey: Yeah, we need to leave before she comes back.

(both run out of room like their tails are on fire)

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(Shirley has been replaced by a nutcase known as Minnie... she is not a mouse)

Minnie: Today we have both presidential candidates, Gerard and Mikey Way with us. Thank you for being here gentlemen.

Gerard/Mikey: Thanks for having us.

Minnie: Now, the question that is pound pound pounding at my mind is this: Are there really aliens out there?

Mikey: If there's unicorns then there's aliens.

Gerard: Why not?

Minnie: I KNEW IT. Have either of you been contacted by these aliens.

Gerard: Uh... excuse me?

Mikey: (looks at Gerard) aren't we supposed to be the nonsensical ones here?

Gerard: Apparently not this time.

Minnie: What about vampires?

Gerard: Ah, vampires...

Mikey: (mumbles:) fucking hate twilight...

Gerard: Yeah they sparkle too much. And it's just... don't get me started. Horrible.

Minnie: Excuse me! Have you even read the books.

Mikey: I read the first two by force and seriously wanted to burn them. And i am not a violent person, that's Gerard.

Gerard: What? I am not.

Mikey: One word: Teenagers.

Gerard: That doesn't mean i'm violent, it means i saw violent teenagers.

Minnie: excuse me, we were talking about Twilight! It is not horrible!

Gerard: Um, you seem a little too interested in Twilight, maybe we should change the subject?

Minnie: FINE! FINE! Here's the new subject: Twitter!

Mikey: What about it?

Minnie: Why do you never, either of you, post anything?

Gerard: (shrugs) i have no idea.

Mikey: I'm too busy convincing Alicia to buy a unicorn...

Gerard: Yeah, and I'm to busy living. (laughs)

Minnie: Very funny. NEXT!!!! FAIRIES. are they real?

Mikey: The unicorns i've seen have many friends that are fairies, so yes.

Gerard: I've never seen them. But i have seen faeries. Now those are something totally different.

Mikey: Yeah, no kidding.

Gerard: Not that i'm hating on them, i think they're great, but you can't deny the uniqueness of them.

Minnie: I'M A FAIRY!!!!! (jumps up and down frantically)

Mikey: Oh shit.

Gerard: Here we go. (braces himself in chair, waiting for explosion)

Minnie: I TOOK TO MANY PILLS TODAY!!!!! (runs out of room.)

Mikey: (sighs in relief)

Gerard: can we go home now, Mikey, i'm really scarred.

Mikey: Yeah, we need to leave before she comes back.

(both run out of room like their tails are on fire)

Lol how did you come up with these two they were HILARIOUS :lol:

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i'm glad you think i'm so funny when nobody else does XD haha.

I'm a creative writer, so making characters comes easy. And especially when the characters don't have to make ANY SENSE what so ever.

Anyway, more is to come. because, guess what, Minnie died of an overdose on illegal drugs and is now being replaced by Robbie. Who's actually, dare i say it, SANE?! not that the people he's interviewing are...

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I appreciate all the positive comments, i truly do, you're teaching me the valuable lesson of ACCEPTING those compliments X3 which i still fail at. oh well. i try.

I want to write another one right now, but my brain is just ... not there. so yeah. XP i'm sorry folks. Will try and get to it tomorrow. I believe tomorrow's interview will be with...... Mikey and Ray. With Robbie, because he's sane, for now.

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I appreciate all the positive comments, i truly do, you're teaching me the valuable lesson of ACCEPTING those compliments X3 which i still fail at. oh well. i try.

I want to write another one right now, but my brain is just ... not there. so yeah. XP i'm sorry folks. Will try and get to it tomorrow. I believe tomorrow's interview will be with...... Mikey and Ray. With Robbie, because he's sane, for now.

lol that's okay, you deserve these compliments! take all the time you need, i'm pretty sure that the Black Parade has taught us that great things come after patience :D

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Something different: The Ways campaigning.

Today the ways are campaigning in the lovely state of Iowa. We start with Mikey who's currently dawdling around with the common people in an Arby's.

(at counter)

Mikey: Can i have some sushi, please?

Cashier: Uh, we don't sell sushi.

Mikey: Make some?

Cashier: We don't have fish here, sir, no do we have seaweed.

Mikey: Well, damn. (sighs) i'll just go hungry. sushi's the only food worth eating, it should be available everywhere. That's going to happen when i get elected, i swear upon it!

(later while mingling.... this should be good)

Random Lady: HOLD MY BABY MIKEY. (takes out camera while husband forces infant into Mikey's arms)

Mikey: Er... what?

Baby: (oggles at Mikey) oooooooooo

Lady: SAY CHEESE !! :D

Mikey: (poker face)

Lady: I SAID SMILE.

Mikey: I can't! Infants scare me!

Baby: (starts whimpering, crying impending)

Lady: GET OVER IT.

Mikey: (tiny smile of total fear)

Lady: Perfect!

Mikey: TAKE IT! (practically throws child at lady)

(oh no, it's a fan)

Killjoy: KOBRA KID!!! :D :D :D

Mikey: Say what now? (turns around to see a killjoy in full garb)

Killjoy: (pulls up right sleeve) I have your symbol tattooed onto my arm!!

Mikey: That is really cool, want me to sign it :) ?

Killjoy: O_O :D y-yes of c-course

Mikey: And who is it for?

Killjoy: My name is Helium Lung. (twitch) :D

Mikey: (chuckles) taht is a great killjoy name (signs) there you go :)

Killjoy: Thank you SO much, Kobra Kid.

Mikey: No problemo, don't forget to vote (walks away

Killjoys: (to herself) oh my god he smiled (twitch twitch)

(later while debating the truth of unicorns with stranger)

Mikey: Okay, if vampires and werewolves exist, why can't unicorns?

Stranger: Those creatures don't exist either!

Mikey: Yes they do- hey what the...?

Gerard: (holding Mikey from behind) i'm here to derail your campaign.

Mikey: Why do you always ruin my fun?

Stranger: What the hell?

Mikey: He's my brother, and my political opponent.

Stranger: That's messed up.

Gerard: No, it's extremely fun. :D

Stranger: How's that?

Gerard: We agree on everything, so either way this country is in for fun, let me tell you.

Stranger: I think we want serious presidents not fun ones.

Gerard: (rolls eyes) Whatever.

Mikey: Are you going to let me go?

Gerard: Do you want me to?

Mikey: Kind of.

Gerard: Not until your officially annoyed.

Stranger: I'm going now. (walks away irritated)

(people stare for a couple minutes at Gerard holding Mikey awkwardly)

Mikey: Okay, now i'm annoyed.

Gerard: (sighs, lets go) okay, fine.

<3

hope you enjoyed.

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