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well 2 i remember.

Me: 3 2 1

stranger: 1 2 3

me: WRONG. u said the wrong thing

Stranger: WRONG u said the wrong thing

Me: you were supposed to say "we came to fuck''

Stranger: No. you were not supposed to say we came to fuck

Stranger: i'd like to fuck your grandmother :))

Stranger: shes hot.. ;)

(disconnected)

Me: easy peasy pumpkin peasy pumpkin pie. mofo.

Stranger: wtf??

Me: Gerard.

Stranger: huh?

Me: way.

Stranger: The soccer player?

Me: gerard way aint no soccer player.

Stranger: wut?

Me: moikay

Stranger: ur stupid

(diconnected)

POST YOURS <3

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OMG does anyone remember the Killjoy takeover? xD That was amazing. All I remember happening was

Me: WELL ARE YA READY RAY?!

Stranger: MY NAME IZ JON

Me: HOW BOUT YOU FRANK?

Stranger: ...

Me: HOW BOUT YOU MIKEY?

ME: WELL I THINK I'M ALRIGHT

Stranger: ...1 2 3 go?

ME: OMFG!!

xDD /easily excited :lol:

OOH -edits- found another on ma tumblr B)

You: RAY

Stranger: WHAT?!

You: …awwh you didn’t even try and beat me there D:

You: Pshtttttt

Stranger: SORRY

You: IS COOL BRO IS COOL

Stranger: I WAS COMBING MY FRO OUT

You: ZOMFKSDGHSD

You: ^ My reaction.

Stranger: AHAHAH

You: So if I said

You: ARE YOU READY RAY?

Stranger: I would tell you to chill the fuck out, Gee

I'm such a teenie ;_; xD

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I've got a couple

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: WELL IF YOU WANTED HONESTY

Stranger: KILLJOYS MAKE SOME NOISE!

You: HELL F***ING YEA

Stranger: OMFG, where you from?

You: you mean country or site

Stranger: country.

You: Australia

Stranger: aw, I just moved from there

You: I'm from up in the disaster zone of queensland

You: so are you from the facebook page???

Stranger: ahaha yeah, and omg are you okay?

You: yea i escaped Yasi but my town was affected by the floods

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: THIS NIGHT WALK THE DEAD

Stranger: TONIGHT YOUR NIGHTMARES COME TO LIFE!!!

You: ... uhm killjoy?

Stranger: ...uhm dickface?

You: obviously not

Stranger: obviously

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: THIS NIGHT WALK THE DEAD

Stranger: DAMN I FORGOT THE LYRICS!!! O_O

Stranger: NOOO!!!!

You: oh my

You: how bout... WELL ARE YOU READY RAY

Stranger: YEAH!

You: HOW BOUT YOU FRANK

You: (i think i got it a bit wrong ><)

Stranger: ALL NIGHT BABY (its cool man :))

You: HOW BOUT YOU MOIKEY

Stranger: FUCKING READY

You: 321 WE CAME TO FUCK

Stranger: EVERYBODY PARTY TILL THE GAS MASK COMES (i think >< )

You: (close) SPARKLE LIKE BOWIE IN THE MORNING SUN

Stranger: AND GET A PARKING VIOLATION IN LE BRA TILL ITS DONE (maybe )

You: HAIR BACK, COLLAR UP, JET BLACK, SO COOL

Stranger: SING IT LIKE THE KIDS THAT ARE MEAN TO YOU! COME ON!

You: WELL YOU WANNA BE A MOVIE STAR

Stranger: PLAY THE GAME AND TAKE THE BAND REALLY FAR

You: PLAY IT RIGHT AND DRIVE A VOLVO CAR

Stranger: PICK A FIGHT AT A AIRPORT BAR

You: THE KIDS DONT CARE IF YOUR ALRIGHT HONEY

Stranger: PILLS DONT HELP BUT IT SURE IS FUNNY

You: GIMME GIMME SOME OF THAT VAMPIRE MONEY C'MON

Stranger: OH YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY I USED TO LOVE (right?)

You: AND NOW 321 WE GOT THE BOMB

Stranger: EVERYBODY HURRY TILL THE TAXMAN COMES

You: GLIMMER LIKE BOLAN IN THE MORNING SUN

Stranger: AND GET YOU FINGER ON THE TRIGGER

You: TAP THE BARREL OF A GUN

Stranger: HAIR BLACK MOTHERFUCKER!

You: JET BLACK, SO COOL

Stranger: SINT IT LIKE THE KIDS THAT ARE MEAN TO YOU COME ON!

You: WELL YOU WANNA BE A MOVIE STAR

Stranger: PLAY THE GAME AND TAKE THE BAND REALLY FAR

You: PLAY IT RIGHT AND DRIVE A VOLVO CAR

Stranger: PICK A FIGHT AT AN AIRPORT BAR

You: THE KIDS DONT CARE IF YOUR ALRIGHT HONEY

Stranger: PILLS DONT HELP BUT IT SURE IS FUNNY

You: GIMME GIMME SOME OF THAT VAMPIRE MONEY CMON

Stranger: OH FUCK YEAH

You: THATS RIGHT

Stranger: 1-2-3-4

You: WELL 321 WE CAME TO FUCK

Stranger: EVERYBODY PARTY TILL THE GASMAN COMES

You: SPARKLE LIKE BOWIE IN THE MORNING SUN

Stranger: AND GET A PARKING VIOLATION IN LE BREA TILL ITS DONE

You: HAIR BACK, COLLAR UP, JET BLACK, SO COOL

Stranger: SING IT LIKE THE KIDS THAT ARE MEAN TO YOU! COME ON!

You: WELL YOU WANNA BE A MOVIE STAR

You: PLAY IT RIGHT, AND DRIVE A VOLVO CAR

Stranger: PLAY THE GAME AND TAKE THE BAD REALLY FAR

You: (OPPS)

Stranger: PICK A FIGHT AT AN AIRPORT BAR

Stranger: (irx cool lolz)

You: THE KIDS DONT CARE IF YOUR ALRIGHT HONEY

Stranger: PILLS DONT HELP BUT IT SURE ID FUNNY

You: GIMME GIMME SOME OF THAT VAMOPURE MONEY C'MON

Stranger: :D :D :D

You: HIGH FIVE please to meet you fellow killjoy

Stranger: RIGHT BACK AT YOU! :)

You: so u from the facebook page

Stranger: yes, yes i am :)

You: SWEET I'M ANGEL DARKSTORM

Stranger: i still dont have a killjoys name. its harder the i thought

You: oh crap i gotta go sorry anyway pleased to meet you fellow killjoy hugz

Stranger: you too! XOXO

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: YOU ONLY HEAR THE MUSIC WHEN?

Stranger: does it matter

You: beep wrong answer

Stranger: well as long as my i pod is charged i'm listening to music

You: beep wrong answer

Stranger: there is no wrong answer

Stranger: since i'm the one answering

Stranger: a question about myself

You: BEEP WRONG ANSWER

Stranger: bold

Stranger: nice

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: YOU ONLY HEAR THE MUSIC WHEN?

Stranger: Well, are you ready, Ray?

You: OMFG

Stranger: huhuzhu\zhz\uhz\

Stranger: KILLJOY

You: HIGH 5

Stranger: tumblr?

You: facebook

Stranger: i don have one =/

Stranger: twitter?

You: si i have twitter

Stranger: send me the link

You: http://twitter.com/#!/KilljoyAngelDS

Stranger: instant follow

Stranger: ***

Stranger: ;D

Stranger: now lets get some other killjoys ;D

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OMG ANOTHER ONE XD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hi

You: FRANK?

Stranger: TETRIS?

You: MIKEY?

Stranger: LUKE?

You: GERARD??

Stranger: pAUL?

You: RAY??

Stranger: BYE??

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You: well are you ready ray?

Stranger: ....

You: How about you Frank?

Stranger: i'm not rady

You: Goddammit!

Stranger: Frank is dead

You: :o

Stranger: He died yesterday

You: Bli/nd? did they get him?

Stranger: i'm not entirely sure about the circumstances

You: Have you spoke to Dr Death?

Stranger: he was found dead by his summerhouse...

Stranger: no, not since last time....

You: summerhouse? in battery city??

Stranger: yes...

You: You have false info!

Stranger: Waht???

You: It must be a cover up

Stranger: I saw the Photos!

You: Fakes! It must be for protection

Stranger: Damn....

You: I think Killjoys have something to do with this

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Stranger: Hi

You: heyy

You: WELL ARE YA READY RAY?!

Stranger: Ya !

You: HOW BOUT YOU FRANK?

Stranger: No

You: D:

Stranger: Lol

You: WHY NOT?!

Stranger: Need popcron

You: *sends popcorn*

You: NOW ARE YOU READY FRANK?

Stranger: Woot

Stranger: Yed

You: HOW BOUT YOU MIKEYYY?!

Stranger: Mike died

You: OMG

You: D':

You: FML

Stranger: Yea a few weeks ago

You: HOW?!

Stranger: Well u seen frank was eating popcrong and gave some mike and he choked

You: AHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO!

You: NOT MIKEY!

Stranger: Lol ur a good person see ya

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You: WELL ARE YOU READY RAY??

Stranger: ...

You: HOW ABOUT YOU FRANK?

Stranger: ...

You: HOW ABOUT YOU MIKEY?

Stranger: This is either a fantastic troll-in-the-making, or a retarded one...

You: WELL I THINK IM ALRIGHT!

You: 1234!

You: *GUITARS*

You: 321, we came to fuck!

-disconnect-

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Thank you for making this thread hygdffgh

Stranger: well are you ready ray?

You: YEAH

Stranger: HOW BOUT YOU FRANK?

You: I'M THERE BABY

Stranger: HOW BOUT YOU MOIKOI?!

You: FUCKIN' READY!

Stranger: WELL I THINK I'M ALRIGHT

You: lol gerd no one asked you

Stranger: and who cares i'm the sass queen your argument is invalid.

You: Bitch please I am the cupcake destroyer.

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This one didn't go so well:

You: SAVE YOURSELF

You: I'LL HOLD THEM BACK

You: KEEP RUNNING

You: COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, LET'S GO

You: I'LL NEVER LET THEM HURT YOU, I PROMISE!

You: THEY'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE.

You: IF MY VELOCITY STARTS TO MAKE YOU SWEAT

You: JUST DON'T LET GO

You: HELLOOOOOOOOOOO

You: NO

You: Y U NO TALK

You: OMG

You: *forever alone*

You have disconnected.

____________________________________________________

Stranger: Fronkeh?

You: SAVE YOURSELF, I'LL HOLD THEM BACK

You: GEE?

Stranger: FRONKEH!? :D

You: GEE?! :D

Stranger: OH FRONKEH! ♥

You: OH GEE! ♥

Stranger: Oh Fronkeh, ♥

You: Gee baby ♥

Stranger: Dogs.

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You: well are you ready ray?

Stranger: ....

You: How about you Frank?

Stranger: i'm not rady

You: Goddammit!

Stranger: Frank is dead

You: :o

Stranger: He died yesterday

You: Bli/nd? did they get him?

Stranger: i'm not entirely sure about the circumstances

You: Have you spoke to Dr Death?

Stranger: he was found dead by his summerhouse...

Stranger: no, not since last time....

You: summerhouse? in battery city??

Stranger: yes...

You: You have false info!

Stranger: Waht???

You: It must be a cover up

Stranger: I saw the Photos!

You: Fakes! It must be for protection

Stranger: Damn....

You: I think Killjoys have something to do with this

:lol::lol: I love it when they play along! There are brilliant ;)

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Me: I love my chemical romance!

Stranger: I love 'em too.

Me: So, what do you think about the new album?

Stranger: idk

Me: Don't you know their song?

Stranger: Just Na Na Na.

Me: asdfghjkl <_<

That would have been my reaction.

I laughed so much at that one. :')

I for one think we should arrange another Killjoy Omegle takeover.

Just for the fun of it.

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Stranger: Hey

You: Well if you wanted honesty..

Stranger: I do

Stranger: And a greeting.

Stranger: Greetings are important

You: That's all you had to say.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: any naughty girl wid cam? :D

You: Well they require all complete cooporation.

Stranger: will be provided with :P

You: Send you roses when they think you need to smile....

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hey

You: Well they require all complete cooporation.

Stranger: Asl

You: Send you roses when they think you need to smile...

Stranger: Umm wat

You: I can't control myself because i dont know how

Stranger: Ditto

You: and they love me for it, honestly, i'll be here for awhile.

Stranger: O really asl

You: So give them blood. BLOOD! Gallons of the stuff.

Stranger: Ummm

You: give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough.

Stranger: Shutup

Stranger: Wat r u talkin bout

You: A celebrated man amongst the gurneys.....they can fix me proper with a bit of luck.

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You: well are you ready Ray?

Stranger: i'm not ray

You: nope

Stranger: :D

You: how about you Frank?

Stranger: i'm quite well

Stranger: and u francis?

You: Mikey?

Stranger: mikey? that bastard!

You: OMG BOB!! :o

Stranger: Fronkeh?

You: SAVE YOURSELF, I'LL HOLD THEM BACK

You: GEE?

Stranger: FRONKEH!? :D

You: GEE?! :D

Stranger: OH FRONKEH! ♥

You: OH GEE! ♥

Stranger: Oh Fronkeh, ♥

You: Gee baby ♥

Stranger: Dogs.

I laughed so hard at those two! :D

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