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Once upon a time there were scenarios. Scenarios are not fanfics, they're more like scripts for MCR short films. Lt. Laurie says they are fine and dandy, so unlike fanfics, they can be posted on the Forums. On that note, here is one I wrote back in the old days that shows how Scenario MCR acted as opposed to Reality MCR.

ENJOY!

Mikey: *is lurking on the Forum*

Gerard: *jumps up from behind him* =D Hai!

Mikey: *is muchly startled* =O! I thought you were Leathermouth Frank!

Gerard: Leathermouth Who?

Mikey: According to the Rmy, Frank has a secret alternate personality that's like, scary and shit, and it wants to eat our souls.

Frank: *walks in the room eating Twizzlers* Hey guys, wazzup?

Gerard and Mikey: D=! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Mikey: He's eating the shriveled intestines of his victims!

Gerard: *hides behind Mikey* Eat him first! He's already kinda shriveled!

Mikey: ...Hey!

Frank: O_o? What are you guys talking about?

Gerard: Don't try to fool us! We know your secret! The Rmy told us you're actually a homicidal maniac!

Frank: *still eating Twizzlers* Are you talking about Laurie's scenarios? I've read a couple of those. They're kinda funny.

Mikey: But so far all of her predictions have come true! Bob is the super cool aloof dude who keeps us in line, Ray is a bit of a horn dog (and his fro is evil, I swear I've heard that thing plotting world domination while Ray is napping), I do kinda hate Matt Cortez for stealing my spotlight and fans, and we all know that Gerard is a little spesh.

Gerard: Hey!

Mikey: But it's true!

Gerard: No, that banner ad says I can find sexy singles in my area with one phone call! Finally, some friends as hot as me! =D

Frank: O_o What about me?

Mikey: You look like a disgruntled twelve year old and you have a demon inside you. That is not sexy.

Ray: *rushes into the room* I was down the street getting cupcakes and I heard the phrase "sexy singles", so I ran back here as fast as I could!

Mikey: D=! See! Laurie's scenarios keep coming true! Frank really does have a demon inside him!

Ray: O_O! Frank has a what now?

Gerard: =O Then that must mean Ray's fro really is evil! *pulls out a straightener* WE MUST KILL IT!

Ray: O.O! YOU LEAVE THE FRO ALONE!!! *runs awxy*

Gerard: *starts chasing him and runs into Bob as he comes through the door*

Bob: Gerard, WTF is going on in here?

Gerard: *gasp* It's my arch-nemesis! DiaBobical Bob! *brandishes the straightener* Tell me where you hid those stolen government kittens you fiend!

Bob: -_- Have you been reading scenarios again?

Mikey: They've been right so far! I'm kind of a whiny scene kid, Gerard is spesh, the fro is evil, and Frank has a demon soul!

Frank: I DO NOT HAVE A DEMON SOUL!

Everyone but Bob and Frank: O_O!

Bob: -_- Oh please, you believe that? Let me guess, you also believe if you say "fucking amazing" three times Craig Aaronson will come out of nowhere and tackle you.

Mikey: Ya, I guess you're right, who would believe tha-

Gerard: OMFBOB I HAVEN'T SEEN CRAIG IN FOREVER!!! =D!!! FUCKING AMAZING FUCKING AMAZING FUCKING AMAZING!!!

Everyone: ...

Bob: See, that's just an urban legend, it's not real.

Gerard: :[

Ray: Does anyone else hear that?

Frank: Hear what?

*a faint screaming in the distance starts getting louder and louder*

Mikey: O_o WTF is that?

Gerard: =D ICE CREAM!!! *runs to the door*

Door: =O! *bursts open*

Gerard: =O! *is tackled*

Craig Aaronson: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY FUCKING AMAZING! THAT IS WHAT I SAY! YOU GOT IT? DO YOU PUNK?

Mikey: Stand back! I know how to handle this! *whips out a martini*

Craig: =D Yay! *grabs the martini and leaves*

Mikey: :] See, I was right! These scenarios are real!

Frank: But I don't have a demon soul!

Ray: And the fro isn't evil.

Fro: *purrs*

Ray: See? *gives the fro a biscuit* It's a good fro. :]

Everyone: Ohhhhhhhhh. Okay!

Gerard: Another mystery solved by Wxy Bros Investigatory...Something. :]

Everyone else: Hahaha! Oh Gerard, he's so spesh. :]

Gerard: :]

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Aside from a bump, this thread needs ANOTHER SCENARIO!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mikey: *is sitting on his bed holding a stuffed unicorn and writing in his diary* Dear Diary, Gerard tackled me when I tried to sneak a jar of olives out of the cupboard again. What he doesn't realize is that when we were at the fair last week, I smuggled a solid pound of cotton candy into the house by ripping out the stuffing from a giant teddy bear I won because the guy at the guess your weight counter couldn't believe I was only 93 pounds 2 and a half ounces. (Gerard keeps tabs so I can't sneak food behind his back) However, since cotton candy is really light, I've been snacking like a king for the past couple of days. Colon...square...bracket...face...

Gerard: *pops out of a pile of laundry* Aha! I knew you were snacking behind my back!

Mikey: D= How could you tell?

Gerard: You weren't ravenously gulping down your daily bowl of celery and bread crumbs like you used to.

Mikey: So you hid in my laundry pile to spy on me?

Gerard: No, I snuck in here to steal the belt you were wearing two days ago, and after I dove into your laundry pile to look for it, the stench knocked me out and I've been here for like, two hours. I woke up because a nice rat came and woke me up in time to hear you confess everything to your diary! Not that I needed to hear it, I usually just steal it while you're tweezing your eyebrows.

Mikey: DX I do NOT tweeze my eyebrows! You're just jealous because I got the perfect eyebrow gene and you're stuck looking like a fat caveman!

Gerard: D= YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A FAT CAVEMAN!!!

Mikey: Maybe you didn't understand me because YOU'RE A BIG FAT STUPID UGLY CAVEMAN!!!

Gerard: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU SNACK-SNEAKING SACK OF...um...STUPID!!!

Mikey: MAKE ME! *throws his diary at Gerard*

Gerard: D< OH IT IS ON NOW!!! *launches himself at Mikey*

-two hours later-

Gerard: *is sitting on Mikey's head* WHO'S FAT NOW???

Mikey: *muffled* You are! And your fat butt is messing up my awesome hair!

Gerard: Your hair is limp and dull! It only looks good because you load it up with product!

Mikey: I do not!

Gerard: You do so! Your hair is so stiff I feel like I'm sitting on a pile of bones!

Mikey: I am a pile of bones! But that's because you never feed me!

Gerard: YOU DESTROYED THE ARTISTIC EMBODYMENT OF MY TORTURED SOUL!!!

Mikey: YOU HAVE NO SOUL!

Frank: *wanders in* Um, you guys have been screaming at each other for the past two hours, and the rest of us are starting to get annoyed.

Mikey: Gerard is crushing my head!

Gerard: Mikey called me fat!

Frank: -_- Not this again...You guys have to solve these problems on your own, I'm not going to help you anymo-

Mikey: GERARD WAS REALLY THE ONE WHO BROKE PANSY AND HE BRAINWASHED YOU TO THINK YOU DID IT!

Gerard: D= YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER TELL!

Frank: O_O *twitch twitch*

Ray: *in the other room reading Maxim* *looks up dramatically* O_O! My Fro is quivering with anticipation, as though someone just reeeeeeeeeeally pissed off Frank and unleashed his inner demon...*turns the page* Or it was quivering in anticipation of the fine lady in the leopard skin here. Rawr. :]

*back in Mikey's room*

Gerard: *gets off Mikey* Frank has that soul-devouring look in his eyes again. Are you sorry you made him mad now?

Mikey: ...No.

Gerard: I hate you.

Mikey: At least I don't have Frank's demon soul mad at me! :D See ya! *runs awxy*

Gerard: *whimpers*

Leathermouth Frank: VENGEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!!!

Gerard: D: Oh noes!

Leathermouth Frank: AFTER ALL THESE YEARS I SHALL FINALLY FEAST ON THE SOUL OF MY BELOVED PANSY'S MURDERER!!! *lunges at Gerard*

Gerard: *girly scream*

And that, children, is why the Anti-Teenie Movement exists; we have to keep Gerard safe from the wrath of Frank's demon soul. *nodnod*

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Scenarios!!!!! Thank you soooooooo much for bringing them back. Does anyone remember Inspector G?

YES. YES I DO. And there are even little allusions to that in my first scenario. Like so:

Bob: Gerard, WTF is going on in here?

Gerard: *gasp* It's my arch-nemesis! DiaBobical Bob! *brandishes the straightener* Tell me where you hid those stolen government kittens you fiend!

Bob: - _ -

...

Gerard: Another mystery solved by Way Bros Investigatory...Something. :]

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Haha, I made this thread so everyone else could post the scenarios they write. I have a bunch of my old ones in storage, but I want to hear from you guys! What do you think the crazy Scenario-Universe MCR members are up to today? (answer in scenario form, doesn't matter how short)

Gerard: JUST DON'T CALL ME FAT! >:|

Mikey: THEY DON'T HAVE TO 'CUZ THEY ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE!

Gerard: DX SHUT YOUR FACE MIKEY OR I'LL START GIVING YOU NEGATIVE FOOD!!!

Mikey: O_o "Negative food?"

Gerard: Ya, like leeches and tapeworms and other things that eat you from the inside. :]

Mikey: O_O! *duct tapes his mouth shut*

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Oh my god, I officially love this! GEEZUS! Scenarios kind of rock. MoreMoreMore!? :D

We don't mind the old ones, @FeralFire5000 just.. more? <3

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HurHurHur

These are funny, my mum thinks im watching porn cause i am grinning.

Well done.

These are too good though, i think you may have a inner demon that helps you write awesome scenarios

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:D LOVE!

awww man I could write senarios for my other band in a heartbeat... but this is the first time Ive been on a forum (aka exposed to all the in-jokes) for MCR :P Maybe I should come back in a few months...

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New page, new scenario! (And by new, I mean new to this website. These were all written like, a year ago)

ONWARD!!!

Bob: *is in his room stuffing clothes into a duffel bag*

Gerard: *climbs in the window* :D Hai Bob! What's up?

Bob: O_o Why didn't you just use the door?

Gerard: Oh, I locked myself out of the house again.

Bob: ...I don't remember locking the door.

Gerard: Didn't you hear me? I locked myself out of the house.

Bob: O_o...k...

Gerard: You have to answer my question now: What's up?

Bob: I'm leaving.

Gerard: Are you going to the store? 'Cuz we're out of chocolate juice.

Bob: No, I'm leaving and striking out on my own. This place is just too messed up for me.

Gerard: D= I thought we were friends!

Bob: We kinda are, but you're really obnoxious, and sometimes you make me want to shove my foot in your ass via your face.

Gerard: That's not what friends do! *wails* You're a bad friend!

Frank: *walks in* What's going on now?

Gerard: Bob is being a bad friend and saying mean things!

Frank: Did he tell you you were fat again?

Bob: No, I told him I'm packing up and leaving. For good.

Frank: O_O! What! You can't leave me here! You and I were like, the last sane people here! With you gone, I'm going to have to be the one who holds all our shit together, and you know none of them listen to me 'cuz I'm so short!

Mikey: *knocks on the door before walking in* Guys, has anyone seen the spare house key? Somehow the door got locked from the outside or something.

Frank: Bob's leaving!

Mikey: O_O! He's WHAT?

Gerard, Frank, and Mikey: *start making panicky noises and running around the room frantically*

Bob: *sneaks out the window*

Gerard: *stops* Well, that was fun. Too bad Bob wasn't here to join us.

Mikey: *also stops* D= Bob escaped!

Frank: *continues running around* *screams* WHY ME???

Ray: *runs into the room* Guys! Bob just rode off on a motorcycle with a big duffel bag, and I tried to get out the front door to ask him where he was going, but it's locked!

Gerard: Ya, I locked myself out of the house again. :]

Ray: O_o...k...

Frank: *grabs Ray by the collar* BOB LEFT ME HERE TO GO INSANE WITH YOU PEOPLE! HE KNOWS THAT WITHOUT HIM I'M THE LAST NORMAL ONE HERE!

Ray: D: Hey! What about me?

Frank: -v_v- Ahem...Hard times are ahead.

Ray: That's what he said! =D

Frank: I rest my case your honor.

Gerard: I object!

Mikey: Overruled!

Frank: - _ - I'm screwed...

Ray: That's what she said!

-one Bob-free week later-

House: *is basically ransacked on the inside* :[ I don't feel so good...

Gerard: *climbs in the window* Honey! I'm home! *hangs his hat on an overturned TV*

Frank: *is slumped in a chair with a srs five o'clock shadow and a blank yet frustratedly stressed look on his face, also has a deathgrip on the arms of the chair, pretty much looks like he hasn't moved in a couple of days*

Gerard: Oh! Hello Mr. Munchkin Porn Star! I didn't know you were coming over this evening!

Ray: *is tossing Goldfish crackers in the air and catching them with his fro* Hey Gerard.

Fro: *purrs and eats the crackers* :3

Gerard: Hi Sasquach, Hello Kitty. :]

Mikey: *is wearing an apron and high heels and is stirring something in a mixing bowl* Gerard dear, did you lock yourself out of the house again?

Gerard: No Michelle darling, why do you ask?

Mikey: No reason. I'm making your favourite for dinner tonight!

Gerard: =D COFFEE???

Mikey: Well...coffee cake...

Ray: The cake is a lie. Cupcakes are very small, messy lies. *nods then goes back to feeding the Fro*

Mikey: Exactly! *holds out the mixing bowl to show that it's just full of coffee* I'm just going to pop this in the oven and it should be ready in ten minutes or so.

Gerard: :D!

Mikey: :] *sachays back into the kitchen*

Gerard: *plops down on the sofa next to Frank's chair* How are you today Bobby?

Frank: ...

Gerard: Now don't you take that attitude with me young man! Your mother and I work very hard to give you the best in life, and we don't want any of your sass!

Ray: O_o Didn't you think he was a porn star five minutes ago?

Gerard: I will support my son in whatever he does, so long as he's happy. *leans in close to Frank's face* Are you happy son?

Frank: ...

Gerard: Then I don't care if you want to go out and play guitar in some wild band where everyone but the fans think they're emo even when they are so totally NOT Daily Mail! >:|

Ray: Man this place went downhill without Bob...

Fro: *makes rustly grumbly noises*

Ray: I tried, but I think his phone is still broken after Gerard used it as a sailboat in the bathtub last month.

Fro: *makes more noises*

Ray: Hey! That's not a bad idea! *gets up and starts rooting through one of the massive piles of trash* Aha! *pulls out a somewhat battered laptop* Let's hope you're right and Bob is still checking his e-mail!

Mikey: *makes a loud dinging sound* Cake's done!

Gerard: =D! YAAAAAAAAAAAY! *nudges Frank* Come on Billy, your mother made cake!

Frank: ...

Gerard: Oh I get it, you're trying to slim down to attract some girl at school. *winks* I get it son, I'll tell your mother you only want a little piece.

Mikey: *walks into the living room with five coffee mugs on a platter and has now donned a blonde 50s housewife wig* Be careful! It's still hot!

Gerard: *grabs a mug and takes a sip* Ahhh! Michelle, I do believe this is some of the best coffee cake you've ever made!

Michel-um, I mean Mikey: Thank you darling. :]

Gerard: :]

Ray: *typing awxy and mumbling* ...so please come back and fix things. We're pretty much lost without you. Love, Ray. P.S. The Fro says 'hi'. *hits send* Now all we have to do is wait. :]

-another week later-

House: X_x Uuuuuugh...

Gerard: *walks in through a giant hole in the wall* Michelle darling! I'm home!

Mikey: *rushes to greet Gerard and is now decked out in a total 50s housewife outfit with a light brown wig this time* Welcome home dear! *gives him a hug* How was work?

Gerard: Well, Johnson kept going on and on about some nonsense. He kept saying things like "If you're not going to order something, you have to leave" and "Sir, my name is not Johnson, please leave." *chuckles* Oh, Johnson.

Mikey: :] I made you a snack for when you came home! *holds out a mug of coffee* I made it myself! =D

Gerard: *drinks the coffee* Michelle, this is the best batch of cookies I've ever had! You are a wonder! And I love what you've done with your hair!

Mikey: *primps his wig* Why thank you dear! :]

Gerard: :] *walks over to Frank* How was school today Johnny?

Frank: *still hasn't moved* ...

Gerard: Oh, well if you want to talk about it, feel free to talk to me.

Frank: ...

Ray: *is in the corner staring at the laptop* Fro, you said Bob was still checking his e-mail, why hasn't he responded to any of the four hundred and seventy-two e-mails I sent him begging him to come home?

Fro: *growls*

Mikey: *walks up to Frank* Sweetie, did you clean your room like I asked you to?

Frank: ...

Mikey: *frowns* Come on, you can talk to me.

Frank: ...

Mikey: >:| Young man, you answer me this minute or you aren't getting any of these cookies!

Frank: ... *narrows eyes*

Mikey: =o! Don't you take that tone with me! I will get your father in here right now and he will give you such a wallop-

Frank: *suddenly stands up* SHUT UP! SHUT UP OR I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!

Mikey: That is no wxy to speak to your mother young man!

Leathermouth Frank: YOU AREN'T MY MOTHER! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PATHETIC HUMAN WHO I WILL FUCKING END IF YOU KEEP THIS SHIT UP!

Mikey: Oh, that is it! Gerard! Get in here are talk to your son!

Leathermouth Frank: *looks very murderous*

Gerard: *walks in from the kitchen, which now pretty much has enough coffee grinds on the floor to grow their own coffee plants in* >:| Harold Wendle Wxy, what have you done now?

Leathermouth Frank: I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE! YOU PEOPLE HAVE COMPLETELY LOST YOUR FUCKING MINDS! I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOUR SOULS AND PUT YOU OUT OF EVERYONE'S MISERY.

*a loud rumbling noise comes from outside*

Bob's voice: Holy shit, what happened here? *walks in the hole in the wall* O_O! WTF is going on in here?

Gerard: D= Stranger danger!

Bob: - _ - Gerard, it's me, Bob.

Gerard: Oh, are you one of Susie's friends from school?

Leathermouth Frank: O_o?! WHAT? OH THAT IS FUCKING IT! I AM ENDING YOU RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

Bob: Frank, calm down, you're just going to get a stomach ache if you eat Gerard's soul.

Frank: *blinks* Bob?

Bob: Ya, I've been debating coming back here for a while. My solo project didn't really go so well, even if there were like, fifty fan clubs for it before I even started.

Frank: *breaks down* Oh thank Morrissey you're back! *hugs Bob* You have no idea what you put me through when you left!

Bob: ~_~ Um...ever heard of "personal space"? 'Cuz I need mine back.

Mikey: Excuse me young man, but might I ask who you are?

Bob: *walks up to Mikey and rips the wig off his head*

Mikey: *girly screams* D=

Ray: *is snapped out of his internet stupor* O_O! BOB! *flying tackle glomps Bob*

Bob: X_X! Get off me!!!

Ray: Sorry! *gets up* Oh man, you've gotta do something man! Gerard and Mikey have turned into some weird 50s couple or something and all Mikey has made for the past two weeks is coffee! I've had to eat all of the food from Gerard's secret fridge and then some!

Bob: *sigh* Looks like I've got my work cut out for me...

Gerard: *clears his throat* Excuse me sir, but you can't just come in here and assault my wife like that without me doing something about it!

Bob: Gerard, it's me, Bob. Bob Bryar.

Gerard: *is confused*

Bob: - _ - *pulls a drumstick out of his back pocket*

Gerard: =D Bobbert! *hugs*

Bob: WTF is with everyone hugging me today? *shoves Gerard off of him* Now to fix Mikey.

Ray: He goes by "Michelle" now.

Bob: *facepalm*

Mikey: *is wimpering in the corner holding his apron skirt over his face*

Bob: *walks up to Mikey and hands him a piece of sushi*

Mikey: *sniffs at it* ... *realizes what it is then furiously gobbles it down* =D Damn this is good stuff! *stands up* *examines himself* Um...why am I wearing a hoop skirt and heels?

Bob: Because you guys are a hopeless wreck without me and I am going to be stuck here taking care of you guys until the day I die.

Gerard: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Group hug everyone!

Everyone but Bob: *tackle hugs Bob*

Bob: - _ - Fan-fucking-tastic...

COME BACK BOB WE MISS YOU!!!

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YES. YES I DO. And there are even little allusions to that in my first scenario. Like so:

Hahah I have a few of them saved somewhere. I'll be sure to upload them when I find them!

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