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Gov't teacher was talking about how the government has the ability to buy private property to build over it and then moves on to the next slide.

A few seconds later:

Me: *gasp!*

-the whole class looks at me-

Him: What's wrong? What happen?

Me: I forgot my bus money!

-the class bursts out in laughter-

Him: You bearly realized that now?

Me: Yea because of that last slide I was thinking about going home...

Him: How much is it?

Me: One fifty..

Him: Really? You pay a dollar fifty to get on that short bus?

Me: *looks insulted but has no idea why the class laughed*

I later found out what a short bus is. He also lent me money after class. I liked that teacher :)

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Also, we were taking a vocab quiz in English and I guess I was making a lot of noise as I wrote so the teacher had to comment in a jokingly manner...

Teacher: Hurry! Before you forget the definitions!

Me: I'm not going to forget them

T: Then stop hurting the desk. Apologize to it.

M: No.

T: I said apologize to it!

M: ...Sorry desk..

T: *laughs* You actually apologized to it??

M: Yeah, it's not a big deal

T: A psychiatrist would say otherwise

*class laughs*

:)

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  • 3 weeks later...

(we were in my room and i was showing her my mcr posters)

her-thats scary

me-thats gerard

her-doesnt it scare you

me-no, why would it do that

her-theres blood, youre weird

later on...

her-whos that

me-ray toro

her-he reminds me of severus snape

me- :blink:

her-no wait, hes snape *points to danger days era frank iero*

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  • 3 weeks later...

back 2006 when i was in high school a 10 yr old boy came to me and:

boy: the ppl says you like so much MCR and you know a lot about them

me: -blinks- yeah i do

boy: i did a draw for you -gives the draw-

me: oh, thank you - it was a guy on a coffin and My Chemical Romance wrote in the upper part of the page- it's really cool.

boy: it is true that you are a vampire?, like them?

me: yeah, and if you tell anyone i´ll be so mean to you, do you want that?

boy: -gasp- no - blinks- runs away...

xD

It was so funny, and that day i knew lil kids thought i was a vampire xD

-----------------------------------

On a exam at school

everybody in silence... i got my exam and sing: this shit is easy peasy pumkin peasy pumkin pie m*therfucker

ppl near me: O_o????

later...

i got a 5 on that exam and said to my friends: u see, this shit was easy peasy pumkin peasy pumkin pie m*therfucker

my friend: where did u learn that?

me: Gerard Way :D

my friend: :blink:

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hahaha i just remember something more wicked xD

on my graduation ceremony from high school a teacher asked everyone in my class to write a lil about us and so it could be read while we got our diplomas...

mine was:

name: __________ aka Batty

She admires (while most of ppl said Davinci and his parents): Ozzy Osbourne (and Gerard Way i corrected XD)

She wants to be: a Neurologist and Neurosurgeon

_Every parent did this face :blink::huh: xD

and my mom was: why did u chose ppl who were or are on drugs?

me: mom, both were, they are heroes :D

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It happened today...

Me and my friend were watching my facebook page and I have an MCR facebook skin (what a surprise :P) She asked if Gerard is a girl or a boy... Then she referred him as "the one with the burning head" xD If she knew what she missed in life...

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My sisters call Gerard Voldemort, so this is a convo that happened yesterday:

Me: Look at this video of Gerard drinking coffee!

Sib: No.

Me: ...why?

Sib: Voldemort does not exist, and if he did he wouldn't drink coffee.

Me: It's not Voldemort, I said Ger-- Oh, that's very nice. >.>

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Not exactly conversations started by me, but by me boyfriend. He doesn't like MCR at all. I pretty much can't listen to MCR if he's in the same room, haha!

I'll post B for my boyfriend

B: *looking at the Danger Days poster above my desk* Seriously, they're brothers?

Me: Yup

B: That's weird

Me: Why?

B: No one does that. I mean playing in a band with your brother.

Me: Why? That's not true!

B: Who does that?

Me: Umm, MCR?

B: Apart from them?

Me: *thinks of another band with siblings* There are no other bands worth to mention

----

I'm wearing a MCR shirt

B: *hugs me* Oh fuck, I've just buried my head in My Chemical Romance

Me: 'Bout time!

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these are great

friend: you really are obbsessed with them, aren't you?

me: yeaaaa

friend: prove it

me: recites 10 commandments of MCR by memory *pulls out my drawing portfolio, 95% of which is MCR related*

friend: :blink:

...

me: *saying something inconsequential*

dad: yeah I bet whats-his-name, from My Chemical Romance would think so too

me: its Gerard, and not funny dad

dad: so let me get this right, I'm allowed to insult you, your friends, and your family, but not My Chemical Romance? :blink:

me: yeaaadry.gif

...

and recently my friend posted "how to be a fan of My Chemical Romance" article from wikihow on my FB wall

me: you know I already know ALL of that stuff, and more

her::blink:

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My younger sister and I always do this routine when either of us is using the microwave, regardless of what is in it:

Me: "Gerard, what are you doing?"

Her: "Heating up my coffee!"

My parents still give us goofy looks even though we've told them hundreds of times why we say it =p

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This is what my friend said the other day and i thought it was funny...

We were going into the darkroom

and my friend piped up

"i might just be emo, but this place is DARK"

But she's a bit of a git regarding emoness and stuff.

its just the way she said it.

Another "you had to be there" i guess =L

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Me: *chilling in my dormroom*

Girl Across the Hall: Hey, what's up?

Me: Not much.

Girl: Wow, you have a lot of My Chemical Romance posters.

Me: Yep.

Girl: Who's your favourite?

Me: Mikey Wxy. *points* That one.

Girl: *points to Bob* Him?

Me: No, that's Bob.

Girl: *points to Frank* And is that the lead singer?

Me: No, that's Frank. *points to Gerard* Gerard is the lead singer, Frank is guitar.

Girl: I thought he played guitar? *points to Ray*

Me: They both do. Ray is more metal, Frank is the punk.

Girl: Oh...well I have to get going now! Uh...bye! *leaves*

Me: *mutters* Pfft, next time you try to connect with someone, research the common point before you make yourself sound silly...

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This is what happens when I try to dance to an instrumental Scottish song with AMAZING drums. >‿>

Me: -dancing like a mofo-

Asho: o_____o

Me: You like?

Asho: ... It looks like you're trying to get me to mate with you.

Me: -pause- ... You like?

Asho: I think it's working.

She then proceeded to air-hump at me for the rest of the song. Rofl.

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these are great

friend: you really are obbsessed with them, aren't you?

me: yeaaaa

friend: prove it

me: recites 10 commandments of MCR by memory *pulls out my drawing portfolio, 95% of which is MCR related*

friend: :blink:

...

me: *saying something inconsequential*

dad: yeah I bet whats-his-name, from My Chemical Romance would think so too

me: its Gerard, and not funny dad

dad: so let me get this right, I'm allowed to insult you, your friends, and your family, but not My Chemical Romance? :blink:

me: yeaaadry.gif

...

and recently my friend posted "how to be a fan of My Chemical Romance" article from wikihow on my FB wall

me: you know I already know ALL of that stuff, and more

her::blink:

what r the ten commanments of mcr?

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The Ten Commandments of My Chemical Romance:

1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.

2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.

3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.

4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.

5. Thou shall unleash the bats.

6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)

7. Thou shall respect the lords: Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray, and Bob. (not bob anymore, i guess.)

8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance

9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.

10. Thou shall rock hard.

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