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She doesn't mean it in "teenie" as your age...she means it as in attitude. Meaning "LUVVING GERARD CUZ HE IS SO HAWT" kind of attitude. The attitude of screaming out at the top of your lungs if one of the band walks through the door. The kind of attitude of someone who would break into a dressing room to steal things that aren't yours to put in a weird little alter in your room. It's not against you as a young person at all...as there are many middle-aged teenies out there as well.

Well said, V :)

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I remember when they came to Argentina, they got so upset because the fangirls almost knocked over their taxi :x

I probably wasn't fangirls, it was probably the 'fro trying to escape from the confines of the taxi xD

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She doesn't mean it in "teenie" as your age...she means it as in attitude. Meaning "LUVVING GERARD CUZ HE IS SO HAWT" kind of attitude. The attitude of screaming out at the top of your lungs if one of the band walks through the door. The kind of attitude of someone who would break into a dressing room to steal things that aren't yours to put in a weird little alter in your room. It's not against you as a young person at all...as there are many middle-aged teenies out there as well.

Think Twihards, MCR style.

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I probably wasn't fangirls, it was probably the 'fro trying to escape from the confines of the taxi xD

Suddenly... the truth *-*

And I hated the teenies for so long! What a fool...

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I have huge respect for them as human beings, admire their work and music over their looks, am glad that they've all found wonderful women to marry and love and make ridiculously cute babies with, and would never ever ever ever try to kidnap one of them.

On the other hand, the only time I saw them in concert I kept crying because I was so happy. Hormones or teenievirus? I'm worried...

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On the other hand, the only time I saw them in concert I kept crying because I was so happy. Hormones or teenievirus? I'm worried...

*hands you an Anti-Teenie kit* There are vaccines in there in case you feel like you're catching the Teenievirus again. Innoculating in the early stages is good, because we don't want to have to strap you down to inject you while you're fighting to pull Mikey's discarded coffee cup out of the garbage and lick it.

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*hands you an Anti-Teenie kit* There are vaccines in there in case you feel like you're catching the Teenievirus again. Innoculating in the early stages is good, because we don't want to have to strap you down to inject you while you're fighting to pull Mikey's discarded coffee cup out of the garbage and lick it.

I'll protect myself before sinking to that level. At least now I'm aware of how discreet the slide into teeniedom can appear, it makes me more equipped to warn all of those around me.

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Ah yes, this just a joke! No need to get offended, people.

Also:

...GOODYBAG

You're welcome :P

DARN IT, ANNA. D:<

Ahem. Armed with razors and nuggets and reporting for duty! *salutes* Oh how I missed this thread. So much hilarity.

lol the people who think this is serious amuse me.

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Oh hello thread that was so wonderful. Lol at everyone thinking it's serious.

Hmm... Weren't we training our cats as well? Or was that another thread I am confusing this with.

In any case, reporting for duty, sir!

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These nuggets aren't for Frank, they're for the Fro. The ATM does its best to prevent ALL hair-related MCR disasters. The signs of the MCRmaggedon are as follows:

1) Gerard shaves his head

2) Ray's Fro becomes independant and runs off to plot world domination

3) Frankie's Porn 'Stache permanently corrupts his soul and transforms him into Mega Leathermouth Frank

4) Mikey grows facial hair

5) Bob shaves his beard

Ray's Fro has already seemed to have disappeared, if not simply gone into hiding; Mikey's face has been looking fuzzy, and Bob is gone. Therefore, it is imperitive that we band together to save the world!

And yes, this group isn't actually going around hunting down teenies and bashing on them. That was just a front while we worked to get rid of the Porn 'Stache.

Now all we really do is correct teenies that go about screaming "OMG I LUV GERARD BRYAR'S FRO AND TATTOOS AND HE PLAYS THE BASS SO WELL I WUNT HIS BABBYS!!!"

I cannot tell you how much the above, and the rest of this thread actually, have made me laugh. I've only just woken up and I'm pretty bleary eyed - so I've probably read some stuff wrong, but what a happy way to wake up!

Re: licking Mikey's discarded coffee cup from the garbage: That is disgusting. Who knows what other creatures have already beaten you to it!

... "OMG I LUV GERARD BRYAR'S FRO AND TATTOOS AND HE PLAYS THE BASS SO WELL I WUNT HIS BABBYS!!!" ...

I actually want to put that in my signature, it is still making me laugh... would you be offended Fereal Fire? :)

xx

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Ah yes, this just a joke! No need to get offended, people.

Also:

...GOODYBAG

You're welcome :P

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I totally forgot about that. But I still chuckle, even to this day, when someone says "Goodybag". I cannot at the hilarity that is.

Oh hello thread that was so wonderful. Lol at everyone thinking it's serious.

Hmm... Weren't we training our cats as well? Or was that another thread I am confusing this with.

In any case, reporting for duty, sir!

I took a hiatus from the MCRmy during the time this "in joke" formulated. I apologize that I took any of this serious, but it was hard telling from the OP and not knowing of the past. Once the posts started to pour within, I started to realize that there was something I was missing.

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I cannot tell you how much the above, and the rest of this thread actually, have made me laugh. I've only just woken up and I'm pretty bleary eyed - so I've probably read some stuff wrong, but what a happy way to wake up!

Re: licking Mikey's discarded coffee cup from the garbage: That is disgusting. Who knows what other creatures have already beaten you to it!

... "OMG I LUV GERARD BRYAR'S FRO AND TATTOOS AND HE PLAYS THE BASS SO WELL I WUNT HIS BABBYS!!!" ...

I actually want to put that in my signature, it is still making me laugh... would you be offended Fereal Fire? :)

xx

Glad you could start your day off with a bit of good humour. :] Of course you can put that in your signature, so long as you attribute it to "Crazy MCR Teenie", so people know what sort of threat we're facing here. *wags a stern finger at people who go around saying "OMG FRANK IS SO TALL AND HIS FRO IS SO KEWL!!!"*

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Think Twihards, MCR style.

LOL that's the best way I've heard it explained :')

Yeah...nothing wrong with being a little obsessive or liking how the guys look, just please don't scream in my goddamn ear while I'm trying to see them play -_-'' there do seem to be less of these people than there was in the Parade era though. ~also, in regards to that, I think the press would have hit out on the band regardless of how the fans were acting because the press SUCK.

:)

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1) Keep drooling fangirls and screaming teenies from giving us a bad name and getting us negative press.

1a. Defend the band from aforementioned scary fans who might try to jump on stage and cause damage.

2) Protect the world from the horrors of Frank's Porn 'Stache. That thing is evil!

3) Prevent MCRmageddon by any means necessary.

Yup, I'm 14 and I agree with this...fangirls are fucking scary!

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I hate fangirls.... but, uh. I kinda maybe really love Frank's pornstache... it just. Puts a rainbow over my heart and fills me with a kind of happiness one only experiences on rare occasions. Y'know, the kind that's accompanied by hysterical laughter and gasping out, "Whadda dork..."

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YES YES YES!!!! I was starting to think I was the only one who finds these fangirls and BOYS disrespectful and harming the press of MCR and the 'normal' fans!

So Joining! I love you whom make this thread!

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Ah yes, this just a joke! No need to get offended, people.

Also:

...GOODYBAG

You're welcome :P

Why did you have o bring that up Anna.

*Occupying self not to see that word in the mind*

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