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Hellio old souls and young pups! I, Feral, am officially reforming the old Anti-Teenie Movement regiment of the MCRmy. Our 3 main objectives are:

1) Keep drooling fangirls and screaming teenies from giving us a bad name and getting us negative press.

1a. Defend the band from aforementioned scary fans who might try to jump on stage and cause damage.

2) Protect the world from the horrors of Frank's Porn 'Stache. That thing is evil!

3) Prevent MCRmageddon by any means necessary.

Who's with me!

EDIT!!!! This is NOT meant to be taken seriously! We're not here to bash other fans who "aren't as hardcore" or make fun of girls who still sqeaul when they see Frankie is his X makeup. We mostly run around with shaving cream, electric razors, and McNuggets trying to prevent the Porn 'Stache and the Fro from taking over the Forums. If we happen to see some crazy Twihard-style fans who, at the mention of MCR, shriek "OMFG I LOVE MCR ESPECIALLY WHEN JARED AND FRANK MAKE OUT ON STAGE AND THEY PLAY THAT SONG THAT GOES LIKE 'FROM YEEEEEEEEEESTERDAAAAAAAAAY'!!! =D" then we slam our heads into the wall a few times, strap that teenie into a Clockwork Orange-esque contraption, and make them watch Life on the Murder Scene until they get their facts straight. Y'know, what anyone would do in that situation.

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Excellent! I almost forgot to mention we would be issuing ATM kits, which include razors, shaving cream, McNuggets, a boa, Mikey Snax, and Anti-Teenie vaccines, which are to be used in the event that you are bitten by a rabid fan. They currently come in seven shades of flavour: strawberry, grape, orange, lemon, Twizzler, Coke Zero, and coffee. :]

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Honestly, I always felt "fan girling" or "fan boying" was annoying. I didn't like when they would flood the boards with nonsense threads and posts. I also agree that being a street team we should focus more on helping the boys out and focusing on the music, essentially what we SHOULD be here for. However, I see nothing wrong with a swoon here or there. I didn't like it when people over at the old boards were picked on because they expressed their "obsession" in a way unlike the rest of us. Obviously there is a line to be drawn, like in every situation, but I don't think one should be branded for thinking someone is hot. Everyone has their crushes, and we have to understand that this place is open to all age groups. I just don't condone bullying, so this is my two sense.

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We're not here to beat on anyone for their...excessive devotion. We're just here to make sure they don't go running around like they did with Black Parade and get us in trouble. Except now instead of being all, "WE'RE EMO AND GERARD WILL LEAD US ALL ON A BLACK PARADE TO FREEDOM FROM THIS LIFE!" they'll probably be like, "PEW PEW PEW WE HAVE RAY GUNS AND WE'RE ZOOMING AROUND IN OUR FAST CARS DISRESPECTING THE LAW BECAUSE GERARD TOLD US TO!!!"

Our old methods for dealing with them were strapping them down Clockwork Orange style and making them watch Life on the Murder Scene until they got it.

ALSO, remember everyone that the last name of the Gerard and the Mikey MUST be spelled "wxy" here, including when it is a part of another word like "anywxy" or "highwxy". It's just protocol.

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I liked "W*Y" better. I actually forgot about that. :haha: (Damn it, I'm used to the smileys over at the other board I frequent).

But no, as long as you're respectful towards them then I don't care and would have no reason to intervene. Just don't get nasty with it. Believe me, I've seen it. Not cool.

Xx MCRmy Love xX

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Honestly, I always felt "fan girling" or "fan boying" was annoying. I didn't like when they would flood the boards with nonsense threads and posts. I also agree that being a street team we should focus more on helping the boys out and focusing on the music, essentially what we SHOULD be here for. However, I see nothing wrong with a swoon here or there. I didn't like it when people over at the old boards were picked on because they expressed their "obsession" in a way unlike the rest of us. Obviously there is a line to be drawn, like in every situation, but I don't think one should be branded for thinking someone is hot. Everyone has their crushes, and we have to understand that this place is open to all age groups. I just don't condone bullying, so this is my two sense.

THIS. 100% percent. There's the fine line between being fond of someones looks, and then taking it to that next level where you're cursing the day Lindsay was born/hating on Mindless Self Indulgence because they ruined your fantasy relationship with Gerard. It's fun to troll those people sometimes, but lets not take it to a level where it gets all srs business, you know?

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THIS. 100% percent. There's the fine line between being fond of someones looks, and then taking it to that next level where you're cursing the day Lindsay was born/hating on Mindless Self Indulgence because they ruined your fantasy relationship with Gerard. It's fun to troll those people sometimes, but lets not take it to a level where it gets all srs business, you know?

I agree, and I feel that if someone on here feels the need to troll these "teenies", it should be taken off the boards. It just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

As long as their posts are legible, and they have an infatuation, I really don't care. It's when it goes beyond that when I get annoyed. I don't really say too much about it on the other forums I'm apart of, because we're not "professional" or trying to maintain a street team. :)

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Hellio old souls and young pups! I, Feral, am officially reforming the old Anti-Teenie Movement regiment of the MCRmy. Our 3 main objectives are:

1) Keep drooling fangirls and screaming teenies from giving us a bad name and getting us negative press.

1a. Defend the band from aforementioned scary fans who might try to jump on stage and cause damage.

2) Protect the world from the horrors of Frank's Porn 'Stache. That thing is evil!

3) Prevent MCRmageddon by any means necessary.

Who's with me!

But what if I liked Frank's "Porn 'Stache"?

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i could care less who is or isn't a fanboy/girl. as long as they're listening to the music and it means something to them, that's all i care about.

you can't blame them for the whole mcrmy getting negative press.

that's the press' fault for not looking at us as individuals.

not all of us can be the same, nor do we want to be.

embrace your individuality, but remember that we're all here for the same reason, army.

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...As long as their posts are legible...

Eugh. I remember this one teenie that kept spamming every post in every forum with all-caps l33t-sp3@k. *shudders* That tooks days to fix.

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O_O *gets out her shaving cream* This one has already been brainwashed! Quick! To the viddy screen!

No, no! *runs* It shows another aspect of his personality.

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I agree, and I feel that if someone on here feels the need to troll these "teenies", it should be taken off the boards. It just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

As long as their posts are legible, and they have an infatuation, I really don't care. It's when it goes beyond that when I get annoyed. I don't really say too much about it on the other forums I'm apart of, because we're not "professional" or trying to maintain a street team. :)

Exactly! We're not here to make people feel bad about themselves. We're suppose to be one big family. I say just completely ignore them unless they get out of line.

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No, no! *runs* It shows another aspect of his personality.

Yes. His name was Leathermouth Frank and he ate people's souls. He would also hide under your bed, wait until you were asleep, then shove marshmallows up your nose.

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Yes. His name was Leathermouth Frank and he ate people's souls. He would also hide under your bed, wait until you were asleep, then shove marshmallows up your nose.

I like Leathermouth but not the marshmallows, anything but the marshmallows...*quakes in terror*

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I like Leathermouth but not the marshmallows, anything but the marshmallows...*quakes in terror*

*narrows eyes* Exactly why we must defend the public from his creeperness...

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Eugh. I remember this one teenie that kept spamming every post in every forum with all-caps l33t-sp3@k. *shudders* That tooks days to fix.

I think that would be a troll, not a teenie. I bet they did that on purpose. No one types like that and is for real.

Exactly! We're not here to make people feel bad about themselves. We're suppose to be one big family. I say just completely ignore them unless they get out of line.

OMG THIS, 100%. I CANNOT with people who get off on bullying kids over the internet.

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i could care less who is or isn't a fanboy/girl. as long as they're listening to the music and it means something to them, that's all i care about.

you can't blame them for the whole mcrmy getting negative press.

that's the press' fault for not looking at us as individuals.

not all of us can be the same, nor do we want to be.

embrace your individuality, but remember that we're all here for the same reason, army.

Repost, for truth.

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This group actually started off as a secret organization to get rid of Frank's Porn 'Stache, but we called ourselves the Anti-Teenie Movement to keep the 'Stache from getting suspicious. Then Frank shaved it and we decided we'd just act as in-crowd bodyguards to keep crazy fans from clawing their wxy onto the stage and slobbering all over the boys.

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This group actually started off as a secret organization to get rid of Frank's Porn 'Stache, but we called ourselves the Anti-Teenie Movement to keep the 'Stache from getting suspicious. Then Frank shaved it and we decided we'd just act as in-crowd bodyguards to keep crazy fans from clawing their wxy onto the stage and slobbering all over the boys.

Other than the one time in Detroit, has this actually ever happened?

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Other than the one time in Detroit, has this actually ever happened?

Not officially, but since we had already picked the name we kinda had to roll with it. Besides, now when we meet the boys we get to rattle off our rank! "Feral Fire (AKA Denim Deathwish), Private of the MCRmy and Captain of the Anti-Teenie Movement regiment, at your service sirs!" :]

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