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  1. good afternoon, fellow citizens!

  2. I really need a credit card. But I also need a job. Actually that should come first.

    1. monroe

      monroe

      I could hire you but the pay would be my respect.

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  3. why do people watch hunger games?

    1. monroe

      monroe

      because battle royale is a terrible movie. whereas the film of the hunger games series is better than the books, which were terrible.

  4. Important question: would ending a letter with "you're like a father figure to me. I love you" be construed as "weird?"

    1. monroe

      monroe

      only if you were writing that to a lover. Or a tree.

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  5. Plotting an Rmy-wide mission, reveal soon. Stay tuned for this one because I think you'll all like it.

  6. I'm feeling loudly. Can you feel it?

  7. Still haven't been fired but I'm officially on the lookout for a new job.

    1. monroe

      monroe

      I'm looking for minions, but I offer no health coverage or salary outside of my approval.

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  8. I feel like I've been away. Have I been away?

    1. monroe

      monroe

      we'll back in the backyard causing problems for the neighbors, screaming, I'm sick of rotting away! We'll stay, we'll stay!

  9. I am getting sick and tired of being broken up with for no apparent reason. Fuck love, I'm done for good.

    1. monroe

      monroe

      write your own, "I have no mouth and I must scream," because clearly Harlan was having a bad day too.

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  10. I miss the rain...

    1. monroe

      monroe

      billie meyers had the most....interesting voice

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  11. It is going to be 1° outside. ONE. FUCKING. DEGREE. Fuck you weather. -.-

  12. Wearing your black eye like a badge of honor/ Soaking in sympathy from friends who never loved you nearly half as much as me

    1. monroe

      monroe

      I've made long term plans based on these mistakes.

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  13. Wearing your black eye like a badge of honor/ Soaking in sympathy from friends who never loved you nearly half as much as me

  14. I'm off to France until Friday so if shit goes down contact me on twitter http://twitter.com/kerrymoliver

    1. monroe

      monroe

      France is like the best place for a vacation. History, the fashion and the food. My god, the food...

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  15. I'm off to France until Friday so if shit goes down contact me on twitter http://twitter.com/kerrymoliver

  16. Job Interview!

    1. monroe

      monroe

      not until next week, but same company offered me another sepaarte interview hehe

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  17. I love being excluded from things. fuck this shit.

    1. monroe

      monroe

      I was going to invite you to my hate party....

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  18. Do you like the words of your rmy members? we do too

  19. Wonder where I am? Dealing with the big C....like a rock star.

  20. I watch people from a distance, I see them smile, I see a form of happiness that I haven't felt in years, I see couples in public, I see glimpses of true love, these are things I long for, I am far to shy to even speak to single person, so I understand that it is my fault for how lonely my existence is...at least others are happy though, at least they found whatever it was they needed in life...I can only hope that soon I do the same

    1. monroe

      monroe

      why don't you just become an active member instead of posting these weird and disturbing updates?

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  21. what the heck kind of monday night is this? No Buzzcocks?

  22. I wish suicide didn't come across as a selfish act

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